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rice mice

An slanderous term used to describe Asian Americans. The term was created by a fed up American with building resentment after several months of working in an Asian restaurant. Their boss and fellow employees were Asians and constantly talked about them in their native language. Unfortunately, their name did not have a discrete translation into said language, so it was pretty obvious. The term was decided upon in a later conversation with a cousin in West Virginia. The topic of the conversation was-I hate to admit this, and I'm sure there are exceptions, but I think I am a racist against Asians.

I can't hear you over these squeaky rice mice yapping in my ear. I know they are talking about me, yea you heard me rice mice, just do my nails and cook me some chicken lo main, I'm starving and I have a date tonight.

by brileigh11 September 2, 2009

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Rice Rage

1. Similar to road rage, only affecting those who drive crappy import vehicles and domestic vehicles (such as the Dodge Neon) that appear to have import-like qualities.

2. When an individual with an import drives over-aggressively on public roads to show off his rice driving skills.

3. When an individual driving a ricer angrily cuts off domestic vehicles in traffic in fits of childish jealousy.

Fredrick drives like a moron because he is angry that he owns a Dodge Neon with a body kit, instead of a real muscle car. He has rice rage.

Did you see that jerk-off in that Honda Civic with all those stickers cut us off? He must have rice rage.

by Fluffy The Rhino May 11, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


beans & rice

a phrase commonly used to indicate an "abundance" of unwanted mexicans and chinese people respectively:

beans: mexicans
rice: chinese

"last time i was at disneyland it was heavy on the beans & rice"

by Jobs87 April 24, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


rice rocket

A usually derogatory term used to desrcibe any of a number of imported cars (hondas, mitsubishes, etc.) that are not specifically designed for racing. Many have only physical modifications, including neon lights, massive spoilers, and decals for equipment they don't have. Others, however, are extensively modified for racing and often sport NOS, Tubos/superchargers, well tuned exhaust systems, and computer enhanced fuel/air mix ratios. This variety is MUCH rarer.

I pulled up next to this guy driving a rice rocket yesterday. His fake stickers didn't help him when i smoked his ass.

by Rypsaw April 30, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jollof rice

A dark orange looking type of rice invented and best prepared by Nigerians. Ghanaian will want to say theirs is better but actually it is trash. Nigerians are better than them in everything(music,soccer,entertainment,food).Ghanaian always hate on Nigerians and Nigerians do not even care about them thats why Nigerians will always be ahead. In truth Ghanaians are jealous of Nigerians, they try to copy everything from Nigeria and modify but always end up making a disaster just like their jollof rice.

Ghanaian: Oh Ghana jollof is just the best

Nigerian: No its not

Ghanaian : Shut up ours is better

Nigerian: Ok fine, whatever makes you sleep at night
Foreigner: (listening to the convo): No I've tasted the two and Nigeria's Jollof rice own is better . You Ghanaians always think you're better but you're not . Nigerians are and will always be better than you, both in jollof,academics and everything. Now shut up and go pack up your "Ghana must go"bag

by q17th April 7, 2019

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domestic rice

american cars that have been riced with huge stickers, neons, and japanese parts such as a GT-R badge, vtec stickers, mugen, apc, etc.

an orange v6 mustang with huge 20" 'NOS' stickers on the doors, vtec banner across the windshield, cheap intercooler with no turbo and the owner claims it has so much hp that it will beat any import

by mike August 4, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


fluff rice

To give rice more volume by the repeated act of inserting an utensil to pull the rice up to let hot steam escape and cool air in. Do not confus this with a fluffer in the porn industry. Instead of keeping a male porn star erect, it is rice that needs to rice stay up.

So yeah, what do you do for a living? I fluff rice to make sure the rice stays up and looks nice.

by dwx June 18, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž