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Use the facilities; urinate; take a piss
I drank so much beer, my back teeth are floating; be right back, I gotta tip a kidney.
The act of insulting an employee by getting a very small amount of change back after you order and tipping the employee with that small amount of change.
Employee: Here's five cents, sir.
Customer: Here's something for your troubles.
Employee: Take your change back and stop rude-tipping!
when a man has anal sex with a girl and he takes his dick out of her ass and its covered in poop and the tip of his dick has a piece of sweetcorn.
*after anal sex*
Mario: you got shit on my dick! there's corn on it too!
Emily: you gotta corn tip
The tip of a black person's penis.
Nig 1:Ay, Athena look!
Girl 1:Ewwwww!
Nig 1:Da Tip
The Olympic sport of tipping as many bins (preferably Biffa brand bins) as possible on one's way home after night on the drink. Points are awarded for volume, noise and artistic flair. Points are deducted for dropping bins on one's toes.
Dan, that was some great Bin Tipping last night
To wipe the penis tip with toilet paper after urinating. Usually done by older guys with prostate issues after peeing.
Guy 1: "You're only 30 and you dab the tip?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I didn't want to get my underwear dirty."
A common term among those in the POD industry, Topping's Tips is when you go on a live show on the internet (YouTube, Facebook Live, etc) and say as much random shit as you can. You can go from naming people's home addresses to telling stories about getting kidnapped by the Chinese mafia in a matter of minutes. A true classic move.
I'm gonna go all Topping's Tips on my Live today and tell a story about finding a super secret military base in North Korea that had the gates open and I just walked in.