Oh man, I have an egged tire after running over this nail.
Tired OF covid due to- having had COVID19, working with COVID19.
When one is in a dangerous high state of fatigue.
I really can’t drive tonight because I’m double tired
The "Cock Tire" is when you get your own cock stuck underneath a tire.
Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."
The act of inserting foods (of your choice) into any chosen orifice prior to performing oral sex upon said orifice.
E.g. before I have my salad tossed, I always hide the tire by adding croutons
Hey baby, before you eat me out - let’s use this peachy ring and hide the tire.
Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.
"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"