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A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.
JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
"Gross...there's another Jersey Jesus Walker hiding her cankles."
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Johhny Walker's law occurs when, in an Internet argument, an interlocutor posts an arguement so stupid he winds up pwning himself.
Named for a brand of Scotch which the man who inspired the law was fooled into sending to a fake person for fake information, thereby destroying his chances of ever being taken seriously again.
1. Iain Hall: "John, the facts of the matter are that for all of the Warminista posturing the Australian people are not convinced, check out the two polls that each show more than 70% of the respondents are “unbelievers”."
John: Surname "It’s the idiotic right at work - Iain chooses apparent public consensus on two News Ltd webpolls (which can in no way be rigged by Andrew Bolt and co.), over the scienetific consensus. Why do I get the feeling he just lost that argument on his own? I name this Johnny Walker's law."
2. Iain Hall: "I am not claiming that the Polls are in any way definitive but they are consistent with straw polls that I have conducted myself amongst friends and acquaintances, basically most people do not believe the AGW hypothesis, or they feel that the problem is exaggerated by true believers like yourself."
Sammy Jankin: "Another great example of Johnny Walker’s law in action. “Sure, those polls don’t really mean anything. But I asked my mates, and they don’t believe in AGW, and my mates are a suitable subset of the population from which to draw statistical inferences.”"
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a stupid private school that serious sucks. never send your kid here. they make up rules that aren't in the handbook and the teachers are way too into the students lives. it's a waste of time to go here. the teachers gossip and have personal relationships with their students. the dean doesn't have authority ove teachers. teachers get away with being late to class and coming intoxicated. its pathetic and embaressing to say you went here.
I failed at life because I went to Warren-Walker School, thw worst school ever.
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West Michigan is the home of The worst school EVER............the teachers ride ur dick so hardcore it starts bleeding FUCK THIS SCHOOL, STOP RIDING MY DICK SO HARD U BALD HEADED FUCk
Mr.Stevens Rode my dick so hard when he was assistant principal at walker charter dick riding academy,
FUCK DICK KRUEGER
Walker Charter Academy sucks ASS
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People named teon walker are assholes and like to suck alot of 🍆. He loves when people 🥜 in his 🍑 and slurp it all up. Teon walker is a guy that everybody doesnt understand.
Yo this new kid is really acting like Teon walker.
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to have your way with your wife after she is passed out from drinking, making sure to "get yours" while she dreams of a better world.
"dude, your wife got drunk last night"
"yep, i totally white walkered her"
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a black male who has been consumed by the light, also known as a bounty
i love white gals they control me.
.mind
.body
.heart
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