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A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.
Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-
Douchebag #1: Uh cool.
Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-
Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?
Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.
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Or dbn for short, is an extended period of slumber, beginning in the early evening , typically on a friday after a long week of work, and lasting far longer than necessary or purposeful, usually 3 or more hours. Subject awakens from said nap and feels like a douche because he is too groggy to go out and meet his friends but too awake to get the full nights sleep he desired. Not to be confused with the disco nap or power naps which actually serve legitimate social purposes.
Phil woke up from his 3 hour douchebag nap at 10:45pm on a beautiful summer weekend night, felt more tired then he did when he began it, and ended up watching trashy reality tv in a zombie like daze for the next 5 hours
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strawberry, meaning; strawberry as in fruity or gay.
douchebag, meaning; punk ass.
your such a fucking strawberry douchebag!
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Another term for Abercrombie and Fitch. The gayest store ever. You never want to go shopping there. It smells like ass by the way.
Where'd you get you outfit? Abercrombie and Douchebag?!?!
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Another hateful term created by the Conservative Hate Culture.
Like other terms created to promote hate and prejudice against Liberals who decide to speak out in the Name of Freedom and Democracy, this term is nothing more than a conservative sucker punch. See Cheap-shot
This term is often used by, pseudo-patriots who are intolerant of free speech.
It looks like that pseudo-patriot just called me a Liberal douchebag... so much for the right to free speech.
BTW there is a space between Douche and bag.
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A douchebag of high douchebaggery in the feudal world that often kidnaps a princess(of his own kingdom) instead of saving one. In the modern age though, a sir douchebag just has extremely douchebaggy-like qualities, but higher than that of a regular douchebag and lower than that of prince douchebag.
Douchebag: Okay, I beat up those first graders and took their lunch money so that way I could afford enough money to buy an Xbox One and show off my wealth with it even though the PS4 runs more powerful at a lower price.
King Douchebag: Good, I now promote you to sir douchebag!
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upper back tattoo, preferably of a "tribal" design, that helps to show what a douchbag someone is.
thats kid has his douchebag stamp as his face book profile pic
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