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Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.

Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.

by Ace of Kent March 31, 2022


Screw tape

A form of music such as Cd’s, Cassettes, Vinlys, that are produced by Dj screw The legend, creator of chopped and screwed . *Est 1983*
(“Its not a screw tape if I didn’t screw it”- Dj screw)

“You could leave two sticks, a swisher, and a fo'
And a Screw tape on the counter
And ain't nobody taking none of those drugs..
The fo' will still be ther', the sticks will be ther'
Know wha' I'm sayin'? The swisher be ther'
But where's the motherfuckin' Screw?
Everybody want Screw
So when you get this Screw right her'
I want you to hold on to this motherfucke'
Cause we gon' come up in '94, you best believe that”- 3 in the mornin by Dj screw.

by W4L7 June 05, 2021


screw on feet

The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.

Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"

by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017


fruit snack screwed

when u get a pack of fruit snacks and the majority of them are yellows

My friend tim got fruit snack screwed

by arae91 December 29, 2010


Tek Screw

A lazy way to describe a screw appropriate for a task of fixing. Used instead of properly bolting something

Can't we just tek screw it to the upright?

by BarryPseudo December 09, 2021


screwing

shmexs
what else would it mean?
i mean yeah screwing stuff in to a wall i guess

"I was on my period whilst he was screwing me, when he pulled out it was red and white, so i gave him a Russian Popsicle to make up for the mess"

by not-a-racist December 20, 2022


You're Screwed Theme

Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.

Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.

by Godzilla2019 December 04, 2021