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When you leave tomatoes out for too long and they go moldy.
The gone off tomatoes taste like rotten blood.
Wen watchin sumthin dat may seem chessy or corny... turnt out bein Kool even cringin...
Person 1: yo! U seen that new show “blank” !
Person 2: hell, nah... was it any gud?
Person 1: No tomatoes ( 🚫🍅)
Person 1: oh shit, look at dat alligator!
Person 2: dats a crocodile?
Person 1: tomatoe
Person 2: NO TOMATO
The act of moving your early season tomato seedlings to follow the sun for maximum growth potential.
Bob's tomatos benefitted greatly from him doing the Tomato Tango each year.
oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
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The act of stuffing tuna fish in the vagina of an over weight ginger with an extraordinarily large puffy red exterior vagina, followed by eating her out.
Took a ginger home from the bar and gave her a tuna stuffed tomato, which was perfect because she was extremely overweight and I had left over tuna