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When a restaurant meal leaves you dissatisfied so you have to go home and cook something yourself.
That meal left me with such bad blue tongue, I’m not even gonna tip. Now, I’m gonna have to go home and cook.
When you drop the last bite of a good meal right before it enters your mouth.
Man, I dropped my pumpkin pie ice cream. I’m gonna get blue tongue now!
When a girl is licking your arsehole with her mouth wide open and you fart in her mouth
I met this Sheila and after 10 mintutes of blowing me she went down on me and I “gas tongued”her!
When you’re eating out a robust women and you find little treats in the pussy and surrounding folds
Chris found three balls of toilet paper, some floss and a tampon string when playing tongue miner with his PWAG!
The foul tongue is a sex move where both participants perform cunnilingus on each other's rectums, then proceed to French kiss.
If there is feces on either participants tongue, the sex move transfers into "The tarnished tongue".
"Jeffrey, might I say, I was having the most lovely time performing cunnilingus on Sarah the other night, but she asked me to perform 'The Foul Tongue'! I felt sick to my stomach so I couldn't...quite unfortunate"
"Ah quite unfortunate Robert, however you see, I performed it the other night on Abbigail and she had brought feces up from my rectum! Quite 'The Tarnished tongue' I had experienced."
When you're eat someones ass and the person farts in your mouth
Dude, so I was eating her ass and she gave me the rotten tongue
A reprobate (Typically a male inbred from Iowa) who has the inability to keep their tongue in their mouth. If their picture is ever taken, you can rest assured that their tongue will be sticking out no matter what.
We laughed at Tongue Guy in a picture, and were then informed that it was in fact someone’s stepdad.