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A utility-type vehicle with a three- or four-walled cargo-bed on the back, and used by guys as a chick-magnet. Extra points if the cab is comfy and the truck is outfitted with fancy trimmings, but even a simple no-frills "dinosaur-age" hack can be enticing to some gals if the driver-dude is willing to help her or others in her family by using his truck to haul stuff for them.
I don't feel overly envious of the other dudes in town with their nice snazzy shiny pickup trucks, cuz those snooty macho guys usually won't haul stuff for people for fear that "they might scratch the paint". The gals I hang out with, though, are more sensible-minded and less aesthetics-oriented, and so they truly appreciate me for being a caring kind-hearted bloke, and for the fact that I always AM willing to transport items for them in my '80's-era pickup. Those are the real --- and best --- kind of lady-friends to have.
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A highly elusive vehicle that spends it's time circling neighborhoods and selecting random people to run over. In turn putting said individual in a foul mood.
Damn, Billy is in such a bad mood. He must have gotten hit by the grump truck again.
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The Shit Truck is a metaphor for bad news; when you receive bad news, you are hit or run over by the Shit Truck. Also to be used as a verb, to be shittrucked.
Everything was going just fine, then he dumped me. He ran me over with the Shit Truck.
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Pointless large Ford F-350 truck that charges on a half mile of extension cord, and gets 40 miles to the charge. This truck is located in East Bangor, PA.
Capital Auto Parts has a giant truck (Thunder Truck) that moves scrap around in the junk yard.
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When a large group of attractive women show up at a social event or gathering.
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a sick,sick joke they dont last
get the krux downlows they rule (i have neon pink)
eric koston is only fooling himself...
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The Minions of the Devil, Robert Irsay, who took the Baltimore colts in the middle of the night to Indianapolis without any questions.
Baltimorean: "Hey look over there It's a Mayflower truck, Let's go kick the shit out of it!"
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