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One of the best series ever. People think the only reason why young girls like the books/movies is because it has 'dreamy' Edward Cullen in it. But your wrong, people like the books because they are absolutely amazing!
Girl 1: What's your favorite book?
Girl 2: Twilight!
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One hell of a great romance between these two lovers who come from different worlds. I think that is what the drawl is guys today do not have thoses same values as Edward and that same regard as he has for Bella Swan. Edward proves to be a genltemen and shows guys what they need to be like the best book out there and the greatest seris and a pretty kick ass movie
romeo and julet, max and liz, joey and dawson, twilight
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1.Similar to an actual hangover, a Twilight hangover is the feeling a person has when they wake up after falling asleep reading twilight, new moon, eclipse, breaking dawn or even the rough draft of midnight sun.
2.Also like an actual hangover feelings of regret may occur. One may notice that they have no memory of anything of the previous night,or their only memory was of them reading until their eyes started to burn.
friend 1: Hey why weren't you in class today?
friend 2: man I was nursing the worst twilight hangover.
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the most annoying motherfuckers in the world. people who JUST read Twilight a week or so ago and suddenly think they're the hardcorest fans ever.
newbie1: i just read twilight. I CLAIM JACOB BLACK TO BE MY HUSBAND. HES MINE!
longtime fan: actually, he is mine.
newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.
longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?
newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.
longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.
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the routine used by Taylor Lautner to bulk up 30 lbs of muscle for his role in New Moon
According to Taylor, ""I was in the gym five days a week, two hours a day,"
"At one point, I was going seven days straight. I had put on a lot of weight, and then I started losing it drastically, so I was worried. It turned out I was overworking myself," he said. "My trainer told me that I couldn't break a sweat, because I was burning more calories than I was putting on."
“I’d wake up and my trainer would be like, ‘You need to have six egg whites, bacon, and toast. It became a lot. That was the hardest part, especially putting something in my mouth every two hours. At one point, my trainer was literally like, ‘Put anything in your mouth! Go to McDonald’s. Get the biggest shake possible. I just need get calories in you!’ Because my body fat at that time was only 7 ½ percent.”
Yo man I wanna get ripped.
Yeah man, follow the twilight diet!!!
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Losers who read Twilight because:everyone else read it,they thought the movie was awesome,they thought the actors were HAWT OR they just saw the movie w/o reading tthe books OR they don't even like it and just pretend to b/c every1 else(namely posers) love it!
Shallow_Girl:OME!!!!I LOVE Robert sooo much he's sooo HAWT
Me:Shut up you twilight poser
Tine:Yeah twilight poser!!!!!
Twilight Originals:Go DIE!!!!!
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That confusing time of day right after you wake up, usually after more than 14 hours of sleeping, where your dreams mix with reality. It' a magical time where you can wake up with Megan Fox next to you, all of your furniture is made of candy, and you have six pack abs But, it is followed by disappointment when you realize that it is not real, and it all fades away.
During Morning Twilight:
You: Dude...my pillow...is like, a giant marshmallow.
Megan Fox:You should eat it.
You: Yeah... Yeah, I will!
Megan Fox: *snicker*
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