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Memory, with respect to sexually stimulating thoughts and recalled when masturbating.
Did you see that girl dancing on the podium? I've put her in my wank bank.
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a tit wank when a girl has no/small titties
hank'' i got a rib wank offa kerry last night''
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Bed. May or may not specifically suggest the use of said bed for onanism.
I'm off to do a couple of laps in the wanking chariot.
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When you have Bloc Party playing in one ear and The Kooks in the other.
"Fucks sake! I'm caught in a Wank Sandwich here!"
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half a (communal) toilet roll or less, that is descretely abducted from the bathroom, to accompany a boy on a lonely nights activity.
sometimes more than one of them can be found in the male bedroom, as the wank roll is not a particularly jealous breed.
- We´ve run out of bathroom tissue again.
- Oh, sorry. i took it as a wank roll!
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A funny prank to play whilst drunk at a party or sleep over. Much like placing cream in the open hand of a passed out or sleeping person and tickling them on the face so they slap cream in their face. This is very similar, only using a different kind of "cream". One masturbates on to a piece of tissue, and places the used tissue dry-side-down on to the victims hand. The victim is then tickled on the face to entice them to scratch to itch, and then end up with a wanky tissue stuck on their face.
Dave: Mate, Simon's out cold.
Frankie: Shit, yeah. Hey, he's got one hand open.
Dave: You thinking what i'm thinking?
Frankie: Hell yeah! Let's wank slap this dude.
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1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands
1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)
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