you can come if you want

A phrase used by people who doesn’t want you to come with them, but also doesn’t want you to know that. Using this phrase is a perfect way to ensure that the person you’re talking to will not come.

“Are you doing anything tonight?”
“Yeah...I’m going to a party. You can come if you want.”

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what do you want a cookie?

Comeback to someone who is bragging.

PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??

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Do You Want To Build A Snowman

No. No one wants to build a fucking snowman with you.

Do You Want To Build A Snowman is so 2013

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Want make a monkey eat pepper

You will eat anything if you are hungry enough.

I saw an old woman eating from a dumpster. It was heartbreaking, but I understand that "Want make a monkey eat pepper!"

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That's what the government want you to think...

Can be used for the answer to almost anything at all or used if you can't think of an answer.

Bob: I'm sure the colour of this carpet is a little to dark.

Dave: *Doesn't care* That's what the government want you to think...

Don’t nobody want no used cookies

Don’t nobody want used bitch

John :I fw yo ex bro
Anoni:bitch don’t nobody want no used cookies

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I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor

So you can approve of every word that comes here, no matter how bad, no matter how good, so you can spit in the real editors faces.

Me: "Hey man, I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor!" Editor: "Nah." Me: "omegalul"