Someone who only likes comments on a wall post, rather than the actual wall post itself, and contributes nothing to the conversation.
Gee John, it was good you were liking my comments on that facebook argument I was having, but I wish you had backed me up too! You're such a Like Lurker.
When two people become locked into a Facebook comment conversation with each person liking their opposite's posts.
They are the most pointless and frustrating natural phenomena on Facebook, but are impossible to exit due to the awkwardness that would ensue.
(On Facebook wall)
Josh: Man, you are such a like whore! (Suraj likes this)
Suraj: Which one? (Josh likes this)
Josh: The first one of course :P (Suraj likes this)
Suraj: LOL! (Josh likes this)
God: Jesus, these guys are in a 'Like Loop'. There's no hope.
That unfortunate moment when a reasonably ordinary post you've liked on Facebook turns into all out drama, much like a TV soap opera.
Brad: Dude, what was that on Facebook last night?
Jen: God, who knows? One minute, I was liking Carly's post on how great it is to see her nephew with his dad, and the next minute his ex and her current and his bro and the whole damn world were having their say. It was a total Like Opera.
Spite liking (verb): Liking another's Facebook status motivated by facetious ness or jealousy. More subtle than disparaging comments, the spite like is meant to unnerve or irritate the original poster.
"Man that nigga posting shit like he happy, I licked him for QP and started spite liking his shit."
Similar to like a boss but one level above. The ability to juggle multiple tasks while still keeping your cool.
Today I had to wipe asses, volunteer in the kindergarten classes, navigate the masses in Costco pulling one cart filled with kids and pushing another filled with groceries. Then i changed a shit diaper in van but I handled it like a mom.
Cool, loner and very distant from anyone else. You must also have a deep voice and say swer words like a edgy badass.
Uncool dood: Woe look at the cool man
cool man: (cool)
uncool dood: wow so bosh-like
A term used by someone who has the upper hand in a situation that he or she has imposed on another person or group.
Something that is less than ideal, and often not merely temporary.
You better get to liking it you bastard, because I have a lot more where that came from!
Don't like the way I drive? Get to liking it or walk, bitch.