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When you are so wasted you feel you are going to pass out so you choose/ believe it would be a good idea if you went around the town or city with a friend pushing you in a wheel barrow. That way you can get out without any necessary mobility.
Mallory "I am soooo tired, you know I'm going to pass out right? I can't go for a walk!"
Jason "Well, we'll take you around town in a wheel barrow that way you can sleep and we can claim in the morning that we got wheel barrow wasted"
Mallory "okay, sounds hilarious"
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A FAGFat And Gay Teenager who buys games only for griefing purposes such as teamkilling in first person shooter games. A Waste Fag usually spends and wastes about 6-8 hours a day enjoying himself while destroying other player's fun.
Player 1: Who the hell keeps spawn killing me?
Player 2: There's a waste-fag in our team.
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Get Wasted Wednesday happens every week. It is a perfect time to celebrate midweek with just two days remaining until the Weekend. Get a beer and forget about your problems.
A: "Ayo, I don't want another beer, it's Wednesday"
B: "No problem, it is a Get Wasted Wednesday! So you can have as many as you want!"
Getting so wasted that you have no idea whats going on. Normally it's just getting drunk with friends and have a great time.
'Hey how was last night?'
'I got so dog face wasted, I don't remember anything!'
'Well did you have a good time?'
'Best night of my life, let's get dog faced every weekend!'
To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both - the inevitable fate of those whose livers survive the ten year period of White Girl Wastedness. The excessive drinking has damaged not only their internal organs but also their appearance and psyche.
"Look at her - she's White Girl Wasted!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"
Singing along enthusiastically to "Call Me Maybe" while pointing at people during the "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy" part. After the song ends, you start telling your friends (and people you just met) how much you love them. Then you steal some wings off of a strangers table while they're in the bathroom (probably along with their beer). The next morning you realize you were texting your ex the whole night and accidentally made out with a lesbian.
Cara is always getting white girl wasted
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Any individual who, through either their actions or their very nature, simply does not justify the air they displace.
Jim: Ted you're so useless, you really are an utter waste of blood and organs.
Ted: Oh... *Looks dejected and slinks out of the room*
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