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Tornado Wedgie

A tornado wedgie occurs when you quickly roll over in bed while wearing pajama pants. The motion causes your PJ pants to completely twist around your legs and eventually into your crack. This type of wedgie is very uncomfortable and cannot simply be picked out, you must undo the tornado wedgie by quickly rolling over in the opposite direction.

Funky: Hey baby, how about a kiss...AHHHHGGH!
Foxy: What's wrong stud muffin?
Funky: Tornado wedgie!!!

by Funk Jones March 19, 2014


Pooey Wedgie

The act of giving somone usually called oscar cross a wedgie so hard they poo themselves

Lucas: oscar its pooey wedgie time!
Oscar: NOOOOOOO

by sussy sigma 69 April 25, 2024


wedgie

This is when someone pulls your pants to make you squirm

I went on holiday where I saw my school bully and before I could get away he got me.
He took me, made me strip into my bra and pants and gave me a hanging wedgie on a tree and came back 10 min later and said we're going to have fun.

He got some crabs and took of my bra and put them on my nipples. I was screaming in a gag. Then he put crabs in my bathing suit and left me for a whole 30 minutes . I still get wedgied now at secondary.

by Iweartighteywhiteys June 5, 2021


Wedgie

When you are in a shout down the pub and you are drinking at an accelerated pace, you need to buy and inbetweener

Legend 1: oi C**t your beer is fuller than mine, did you grab a wedgie?!
Legend 2: Yes bruz, I got an inbetweener cos you are a fucking lightweight

by Meli Lama September 21, 2022


Wedgie

When someone or something has reached max annoyance, this is a fun term to put them in their place

Jesus Christ Braedon your being such a fuckin Wedgie”

by Pharp___ March 24, 2018


Wedgie

A sharp tug to the rear of the underpants. Named after the British politician Tony Benn or, as he was at the time, the Honourable Anthony Wedgewood-Benn, Viscount Stanhope. As an hereditary member of the House of Lords he was barred from voting in General Elections and from taking a seat in the House of Commons. In order to renounce his title, impossible at the time, he started a campaign of tugging the rear of the underpants of men of influence, on one memorable day in particular scoring wedgies on the Prime Minister, the Duke of Edinburgh, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Soviet Foreign Secretary at one diplomatic reception. He achieved his aim and went on to be a Member of Parliament representing Bristol in the Labour interest.

Cyril Smith's gone commando since Tony wedgies him.

by Robin "Honest Hob" Goodfellow June 28, 2020


wedgie

Wedgie is used for something or someone that is being annoying or irritating. Used to exclaim disgust or annoyence with the thing

Are you wedgie
Stop being a wedge

Yo that was kinda wedgie

WHY YOU SO WEDGIE

by Ga🅱️riela December 23, 2018