Why do I believe that?

Interjection. Use it to demonstrate complete understanding, acceptance, and, at some level, disregard for a piece of information because it is considered a given.

Person 1: I'm high.
Person 2: Why do I believe that?

why you mad bro

a response to someone when they say they are mad or are actually mad that makes them even more mad

Jim: you mad bro?

Rob: STFU FAG YOU ARE SUCH A LOW LIFE WANNA BE TROLL

Jim: why you mad bro?

Rob: FUCK YOU!!!!

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Why you acting sus

When you see your best friend vent

Friend: *vents*
Me: Why you acting sus

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why do you exist

Possibly the most GTAish insult you can come up with.

annoying person- "hi"
you- "hello"
annoying person- "(starts talking random shit)"
you -"why do you exist?"
annoying person- "..."

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"why thank you hedgehog"

An exchange expressing gratitude between two people who are close to each other in the UK, usually the South West, in a fake American South Accent.

"Would you like a cup of tea?"

"Why thank you, hedgehog."

When I offered him a cup of tea, he said, "Why thank you hedgehog"!"

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Why am I reading this?

The first words that pop into your head when you read something so indescribably horrid, foul, unhallowed and profane that all your belief in humanity vanishes, replaced with a searing hate of all fanfiction writers and suethors in the civilized universe.
Examples: Harry Potter fanfics, Pokemon fanfics, House of Night fanfics

Let's see... Yeah, I like HoN. Zoey's a Sue, but well... What is this? She can't even write. ZoeyxEric? Unoriginal. Issat a sex sce- why am I reading this?

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why r u gae

funny question in an interview and its funny because funny

johny: why r u gae
bob: because funny