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1. The place visited when your girlfriend is on her period and thus is reluctant to engage in vaginal intercourse and instead compensates by performing fellatio.
Guy A: Are you and your girlfriend going to bang tonight?
Guy B: Nah she's on the rag so I'm stuck in the dome zone.
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The large, sometimes uncomfortable amount of free space in front of the average Wii owner's TV. It exists so that the Wii owner can have plenty of room to flail their arms around and generally make a fool of themselves.
Similar to the 'demilitarized zone' between north and south korea.
Guy: Why is this couch so far away from the TV?
Other Guy: Oh, this guy has a Wii. I guess it's his WiiMilitarized zone.
Guy: That explains it.
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friendzoned is basically a preemptive rejection where people get too comfortable with someone and see them as only a special conversation/sharing info partner 'a friend' and unconsciously reject the person as a sexual opportunity and would be shocked and appalled if that was brought up. Its a sickness that runs rampant in todays society and must be stopped.
The best example of this would be that of Daniel and Nicole. Man i wish he'd get out of the "Friend Zone" so sean and i could make that new movie with Aziz Ansari, Jonah Hill, Kevin Hart, Mila Kunis, and Timothy DeLaGhetto
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Zone of a suburb in which only thugs may enter.
"Youse is all gaylords ay man, CAUSE THIS IS MY THUG ZONE WOOT WOOT! BIAAAATCH!"
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When a person you want to either be friends with, date, be in a relationship with, or have sex with won't willingly hangout with you in person and limits you to communication through Facebook usually because they don't know you well or don't want to know you well for various reasons. Can sometimes include texting to an extent. Usually will make you feel like a desperate asshole for continuing to try (unless you're self-absorbed). Can sometimes be worse than the friendzone depending on the situation. Is extremely common with people you add and have mutual friends with but haven't met in person.
Clay - "Man, Emily facebook zoned me last night..."
Bob - "Ouch, how exactly?"
Clay - "I just asked if I could take her out and buy her dinner...she said she doesn't hangout with people she doesn't know well"
Bob - "Ooo, yeah, didn't you hear? Girls are allergic to dinner."
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When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down
I got girlfriend zoned by my best friend
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The family zone is similar to the friend zone in that it puts you in a position where a partner isn't interested in romantic interaction because of your role in their life. Being in the family zone means that the person doesn't want to sleep with you because you are a blood relative (like a brother or a daughter).
Meanwhile in Alabama...
Sister: Ew you're disgusting! Just because I've slept with every other guy in school doesn't mean I'm going anywhere near you! Perv!
Brother: Wow seriously, how you just gonna stick me in the family zone like that? Thought we had chemistry n shit.
Sister: Ew no! You're my brother!
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