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Double-fuck

When 2 things go wrong in a row. So instead of saying “oh fuck!” twice you just say “double fuck!”

Person 1: you just got fired
Person 2: damn
Person 1: and you’re gf cheated on u
Person 2: double-fuck!

by Sarbear1613 April 18, 2022


Double kong

Also commonly referred to as a dub-kong by parkour athletes, a double kong is a variant of a specific vault known as a kong vault. A double kong takes the original premise of a long vault but allows for it to be performed over large distances. Weather it is being used over one large object or a distance between two, the double kong requires two separate hand placements at the beginning and end of the vault. Unlike a normal kong vault, you do not use the first hand placement to adjust your positioning mid-air to land back on your feet, as the first hand placement is used solely to help with vertical and horizontal travel, leaving the adjustment onto your feet to the second placement of the hands. A tip for performing this vault is that kicking your butt and legs above your head so that the push from the first hand placement does not send your feet towards the ground.

“This would be too long for a normal kong vault.”
“How about you try double kong?”

by Splatuality December 2, 2024


Double bubble

When playing spades casino or any card game. When the team Or player reaches two games before you get one, that is considered a double bubble. In most circumstances this ends the series and doubles your points.

Man I just double bubbled you....

by Birdmanbeasley86 January 31, 2020


Double-Bubble

When a female fart splits and part goes up passed the vagina and part goes up the butt crack out the back.

She just let a double-bubble and got a tickle in the front and a vibration in the back.

by #csepoty June 30, 2023


double dementia

Refers to an unfortunate condition whereby you have gone crazy yourself, and then by association, you make someone else go plumb loco, as well.

Tronald Dump has not only totally flipped his own wig, but he's created double dementia in all his close White House colleagues --- and by extension, a lot of us ordinary citizens, as well.

by QuacksO July 12, 2019


Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

by Bananzalone April 20, 2018


double eagle yoink

it is when the school thot sucks your dick while screaming like an eagle

yo kasandra gave me that double eagle yoink

dang well jesse gave me one

by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019