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The act of being fingered by someone with poorly cut and non-filed finger nails. The coarse nails of the fingerer leave the fingered feeling immense discomfort and pain.
"Ian didn't file his nails like I asked him, so for the first half of our sexy-time I was getting chicken fingered"
Bobby: “do you lick your fingers after eating KFC?”
Brandon: “Fuck No. That shit is Not Finger Lickin Good”
Bobby: “Alrighty Then”
A subtle, obscene gesture used when you can't find the words of hatred to use against another individual (human, animal, etc.) Generally used against authority figures, such as a supervisor, superintendent, or even a bossy in-law. Gesture is performed by sliding your hand down to your thigh area, and popping an upside down middle digit.
Feelings conveyed while using this gesture are "go f*ck a hat" "sit on it and rotate" "please wash your mouth with a 12 gauge" and "I will fill your urethra with pine cones". Ladies and gentlemen, the Lurk Finger.
The art of wiping your turd covered fingers on the bathroom walls or objects after accidentally jousting your anus during a wipe.
Larry fudge fingered the toilet roll and walls of the bathroom stall after accidentally jousting his puckered starfish with his finger.
when you finger fuck a girl in the ass and once you fingers are full of shit you insert them into the vagina.
That bitch deserved fudge finger slut.
that bitch deserved the fudge fingers. She’s a slut
A reference to the lunar cycles and the way that human fingers protrude from our bodies, thus being an external force as well as an internal force. They are at once of the body but apart from it. Thus to cross the fingers is to merge forces and invite chaos.
"Oh man, I dropped my phone in a puddle and a bus run over it."
"Ah mate, you must have had your fingers crossed."