what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

what's plots

a phrase used to ask what's happening, so commonly used that someone made a party-finding app named after it.

Tristan: Yo what's plots this weekend?
Kent: There's a rave on Eighth Street on Friday, Dave's EDM fest @ Midway this Saturday, and Tati's kickback the afternoon before

What's the best rate?

A confusing question to fill out gaps of awkward silence.

What's the best rate?
In terms of what?
Anything.
IDK.

What's the Wud

A simple question to insinuate, what will be done later on ; what's happening.

Aye I heard demboyzz throwing a party, what's the wud?

What the dragon?

What the hell?

Born of bad typefaces & people who don't want to swear.

What the dragon? What is this?

what it is dummy

Common slang in Baltimore meaning- what’s up bro.

If it’ you’re ever in the city you will hear this phrase be used

Ethan- what it is dummy

Isiah- ain’t nun stoopid

j.f.c what a p.o.w

Short for 'Jesus fucking christ what a pile of wank'. Used mainly to descirbe someones anger or discust at an event. Can also be applied to a person or any other object. Reserved usually for texts but can be used verbally.

: Alright mate, you go see that gig the other night?
: Ohh j.f.c what a p.o.w.
: Not great then.
: Nah mate