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Said when it's likely to rain soon.
'Look at those clouds, it's a bit black over Bill's mother, methinks.'
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Dream Theater's 10th studio album. Released on June 22nd 2009.
BCSL is the best album since Scenes from a Memory. The 3 epics on the album are "A Nightmare to Remember", "The Best of Times", and "The Count of Tuscany". "The Shattered Fortress" sums up Mike Portnoy AA suite. "Wither" and "A Rite of Passage" are OK, and they probably the only songs you will ever hear on the radio from this album.
Guy: Did you get Black Clouds and Silver Linings?
Guy2: Yes I did it is amazing. I <3 Dream Theater
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A women's vagina; and insult to a man i.e. pussy
"Did you see how tight her Lady Smith Black Mambasa was?"
"Dude, if you don't man up, your penis is going to invert itself and become a Lady Smith Black Mambasa"
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When a person of the female sex has braces and wants to perform oral sex on your heat seeking moisture missle, but you dont want her to.
Man, that bitch is hot! i wish she'd blow my one-eyed trowser trout....wait.....wait....oh man, braces....? Never mind she's a black and decker pecker wrecker
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Much like it's tamer cousin, the White Elephant Gift Exchange, a Black Elephant Gift exchange has a naughty twist. The main idea is similar: all people involved bring a wrapped holiday gift, which will be randomly raffled off within the participating group. The gifts, however, range anywhere from dildos to skimpy outfits/costumes to BDSM items, as long as they are on the naughty side. Black Elephant Gift Exchanges put the /hot/ in hot chocolate during the holiday season.
"I've always wanted to try a butt plug! Thanks, Black Elephant Gift Exchange."
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Aye. Exactly.
But, after about five minutes of "research" on the internet, you find out that she is some teen singer from California who looks up to current teen pop idols like Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez.
Currently, she only has viral status, but has extreme potential to skyrocket. Let's just hope she doesn't get screwed by the state of the music industry.
Have to say though that she is one of the most famous viral stars of all time. Her music video for 'Friday' on YouTube got like 100 million views in less than three months.
Has ONE song out as of right now called Friday. In its core, the song basically tells you what a Friday is. Not my cup of tea, but I guess it's something you can handle when stoned or if you're a 13 year old girl.
Guy 1: YO MAN, WHO THE hell IS REBECCA BLACK?
Guy 2: Smoke this first.
<they share a joint>
Guy 2: Now, brace yourself.
<opens YouTube and looks up 'Friday' by Rebecca Black>
"...It's Friday, Friday...Gotta get down on Friday..."
Guy 1: DUDE......this sucks. This is a bad trip.
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A good excuse for anyone to skip school, have no social life, and pwn n00bs
rusty:why werent you at school yesterday?
Brandon: call of duty: black ops
rusty: want to go to the dance?
Brandon: nahh i need to prestige
girl 1: my boyfriend broke up wit meee:(((
girl 2: why?
Gurl 1: Call of duty: black ops:(((
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