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No chicken out so break up with your girl or boy!
Masturbating with a rubber chicken all like *flurp flurp flurp* and stuff.
Dang girl, you want me to flick your chicken or what?
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES
A Chicken Blave can come in all shapes and sizes although almost always includes a set of juicy, hairy balls located dangling off the chin. Chicken Blave's generally have a very succulent flavour and this flavour can be determined based off of the style of hair on the head.. Chicken Blave, put em in a wave, in a cave, with a black slave. its not racist if you mean it. Edward Dalton 4th and Xavier Pettiona 9th are the currents owners, CEO's, accountants, groundsmen, shearers, hedge workers, electricians, zookeepers, aeroplane repairisiis and most importantly illustrators. if you come face to face with a chicken blave don't be a faggot and bow the fuck down. u racist pig.
"hey have you seen the new chicken blave HQ?"
"nah im gay and not racist"
"oh so ur a pussy?"
"yeah exactly"
When somebody who is pale af that goes on holiday and comes back like Casper the ghost
She was pale before but f me she’s a white chicken now
Monitoring a ticket resale website such as stubhub on the day of a concert or sporting event while watching prices fall in order to purchase last minute tickets at the lowest possible price.
We played stubhub chicken last night and went to the Sharks game for only 17 bucks!!
Lovingly waking up ur sister who fell asleep on the truck seat while you were plowing
Wake up douche chicken
Wake up douche chicken let me in!