Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this virus

Origin of phrase originally from Wuhan China but very rapidly spread across the globe. Stay safe! And wash your hands!

Tucker- Hey Dale! Come over here look at this video about the Coronavirus!

Dale- “Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this Virus”

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oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again

shit what was this for again my mate over there said this was the place to put it but I don't remember what went here

"Yo jerry like put that on a mug or something"
"oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again"

Go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.

A common thing teachers say in primary school, when you upset someone or hurt someone.
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)

You pull Bob’s hair.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.

Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!

An expression for when you're about to wing it. You're unprepared, you're uncertain, you don't know what the future holds... but you'll roll with whatever goes down.

Bro A: "Bro... do you think we'll regret doing 8 shots of jungle juice in 6 hours when we're taking the SAT tomorrow?"

Bro B: "Boi... Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!"

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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.

I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!

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go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go?

Have you ever wondered where your backspaced letters go?

When your writing something on the internet and you make a mistake you backspace it, The backspaced letters get transported to a magical trash can that no one can find except for pac-man. Pac-man goes to the trash can when he's hungry and chows down on the backspaced letters you backspaced.

what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go? letters equal pac-mans's hunger

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