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Describes a individual who cannot catch.
Matt: go long!
Matt: *throws football*
Zach: *drops football*
Matt: “damn man, you got hands like a snake”
To have a very conservative view of something and holding onto that view, no matter how many arguments are against it.
MBI: Singular "they" is wrong english!
Student: But even the University of Chicago says that it has existed since the 14th century.
MBI: But our GERMAN english-textbook doesn't talk about it.
Student: *Shows MBI an english englich-textbook*
MBI: Just use "it"! That at least exists.
Student: Wouldn't that be discriminating, bc "it" is used for things. And also, as I've been trying to tell you: Singular they exists!
Student 2: MBI is pretty mbi like!
The type of person who ships you and you friend nick even though he has been told to stop multiple times
“Hey who keeps shipping us?”
“Oh its Ben”
“Ben more like bad”
When a phone call sounds like a scam/ Indian man trying to sound legit
Scammer : hello Mr___, are you interested in free healthcare?
Person on phone: this smells like curry
Your rough around the edges, Simply not attractive.
Girl: Hey I really like your suit you have on.
Man: You're built like a Brick don't talk to me !
Getting revenge 10 times over...
Hey this mother fucker did me wrong, I asked him "do you like blackcock? Then I proceeded to put it in by fucking him over 10 times over so he will never forget who he fucked with...
Invite all your friends to a place
Eat the whole cake at once
take a 24h nap after that
is your birthday coming soon ? iI hope he doesn't turn "30 like a Nils".