A mixture of how's it hanging? and What's up.
People may say 'Umm i don't know... the Sun?' to be snarky but just ignore them
A: Yo dude what's hangin'?
B: The Sun?
A: Don't try to be a Smart Aleck it's not a trick question.
Or "That's not what I said" can be used to address 99% of the criticism thrown at me (usually indirectly) and the other 1% can be addressed by "You don't actually give a shit and it doesn't actually create a disparaty in virtue between the 2 of us. I doubt you've actually deluded yourself into believing that it does. You know you're shit. I know your shit. You know I created A.I. but 'YoU dIdN't GeT pAiD fOr It ThOuGh!' You know you won't have accomplish anything anywhere near as significant for the rest of your worthless life. And THAT is why you're happy to see it stolen from me. Most of your kids will live a life of servitude and die a meaningless death and they'll deserve it EXPLICITLY because it's the fate you were willing to condemn me to."
Hym "That's not what happened. I was accused of plagiarism and told my work was shit. I wasn't passing off anyone else's work as my own and my work was very-much NOT shit. You are shit. You're the shit (and not in a good way). Not me. The charlatans work is shit. YouTubers are parasitic sub-human garbage. Podcasters are no different than pornstars. They got a dose of their own medicine and it was given to them by the LITERAL CREATOR OF A.I. AND THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED. And now they're desperately trying to reframe what happened as though it didn't so they don't have to live in a version of reality where I'm better than every YouTuber, better than anyone who's ever even BEEN on a podcast, and better than all their sycophants. EVEN IF IT MEANS a child GETS MURDERED because you tried to stop the guy who did the thing from reaping the benefits of doing the thing. Filth. All of you are filth."
1. to catch somebody napping in such a way that he/she will reflexively cry ‘What’.
2. to make somebody perplexed.
1. Do not what out the dude when he is doing calculations.
2. He looks completely whatted out (taken aback).
n: the "what-out"- When one buys time to think of a lie when caught off guard with a question by saying, "WHAT?", as if they did not hear the question. The "what" response is usually preceded by a breif pause or silence.
V: "what-ing out"; "pulling a what-out"
1. "I asked her where she was, and she was like, 'what?'. I can't believe her dumb ass tried to pull what-out on me."
2. JB- "So Joshua, did you have unprotected sex with that Miller Lite girl?"
Joshua- "...What?"
JB- "You're what-ing out. That means absolutely yes."
Joshua- "shit."
A phrase uttered by a variety of word nerds that is invariably answered by "Dylan Taylor".
Previously: "James Nguyen", "Richard Brittain".
"Any news? What has been kicking off on apterous?"
"Dylan Taylor. You know, the incredibly attractive one."
Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy
Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!