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When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.
A high-pitched pulsating squeaker fart that encourages everyone in earshot to stand on their chairs and sing in unison: “they call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning”
-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the anus are also not genuine flipper farts
Ronnie let out a flipper fart; let me grab the life jackets, swimming suits and take selfies to impress our friends on Instagram.
why you looking the def of this shit???
woman 1 cum in my butt and i will titty fard fart
Ok, so you have a sleepover with a BBW whom just ate 7burritos and 8 hamburgers. She cannot stop farting and then fart particles are creeping into your nose.it smells like a barn with cow manuer. And you cannot stand the smell. That sleepover was a fail. You can blame the BBW farts.
I could not stand his BBW farts
The act of blundering, something ,an act or a task at hand completely even though the task is obvious/easy ;due to the lack of surroundings or mindfulness
For example~He studied for a wrong test dude that's a complete squirrel fart
when a guy eats a food that smells like shit
-that weird guy who sniffs the toilet after a hot shit
Big G sniffed the biggest fart after a poop. he is a fart sniffer
1 A fart causing an accidental release of excrement.
2 A stupid or annoying person.
The new boss is a right blob fart.