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A leg that excretes acid and works as a milk jar
I just sucked my penis
Must've been delish!
a little snake you wish were longer, well i would say a worm.
Dude- “hey man! Your penis is as small as a worm!”
-“Really? I thought it was a snake”
A nice long water bottle that you suck on
I love sucking out of my penis.
A tool men have to please women use when horny.
Penis is a thing men have between their legs to please women!
Example:
Girl 1. - You totally need to get laid.
Girl 2. - Yea, haven’t gotten dick for a while now.
Girl 1. - I know a guy with a huge penis, I’ll totally set you up with him if you want.
Girl 2. - Yeah! Sure!
someting you look up when you are bored as fuck
hey im bored as fuck
im gonna google the word penis
PENIS IS ALSO KNOWN AS LONG PINK OR BLACK STICK, CAN BE USED IN ANY SENTENCE
WOW DUDE THATS ONE LONG STICK! DUDE JUST SAY PENIS INSTEAD