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A release of a stink that makes (a) you almost feel like you are lifting off, (b) you want to get out of the room, (c) others who experience this mighty flatulence need to evacuate, hence flyaway and fast.
Boy, oh boy, Bruce, let one of those flyaway farts fly at work today, and the whole office suddenly went on a coffee break in the cafe!
A fart that usually warns you of an impending desire to take a fat sh*t that will definitely reduce your reputation with your toilet. It usually has a distinct and more powerful odor compared to the usual ones. It is far more potent, higher chance of leaving a lingering stench in the room depending on the size of the room.
Jack: ''Oh f*ck, I feel that I might need to take a sh*t soon.''
Gus: ''What makes you say tha- *smells the air* ew wtf dude?''
Jack: ''Sorry man, I let out a harbinger fart, that's how I know...''
Previously known as a "Great White Shark" it is defined as a large aggressive shark of warm seas, with a brownish or gray back, white underparts, and large triangular teeth.
As of Monday March 4th, 2019 – Great white sharks will from here on forth be considered as "Great White Farts" according to research conducted by Echo.
"Wow, what a beautiful photo of a great white fart you took!"
"Look, a great white fart!"
Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.
In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.
My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.
One of the largest anal tremblings one can experience. Typically observed eating a large steak, a Shula fart has immense velocity and quality behind it, yet there’s no smell.
“Bubba that fart woke up the entire floor. But what the hell it doesn’t smell?”
“That’s because it was a Shula fart”
A person that is no longer in your life and basically dead to you, is a carbon fart.
David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?