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1. The seventh, and arguably the worst Call of Duty game made, copying Modern Warfare 2 and adding things to the game purely to make it somewhat different from MW2, even if it makes the game worse.
2. The reason 40-year-old virgins exist
1. Person 1: Hey man you wanna play call of duty black ops?
Person 2: Fuck that, that games a piece of shit.
2. Hot Girl: Hey, u wanna have some fun tonight?
Stupid Guy: Nah, I'm gonna be playing black ops all night.
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Having sex with a black guy/girl for the first time when you are not black.
hey dan, i heard you "getting your black belt" last night... latoya is a screamer.
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(Noun) The medical term for 'Breast Cancer"
"Oh no, Shirly!!! The doctor told me today that I have Gross Black Boob Death!"
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This is an idiom with Spanish origin that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are equally as guilty of doing... Thus an example of psychological projection.
This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.
Sydney: you always cheat in any card game we play; all you care about is winning
John: Pot Calling Kettle Black!
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The main reason why men are late for dates or don't even have a Girlfriend.
Girl 1: Where's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: I don't know!
Guy: *Shows up* I am so sorry I'm late I got Call of duty: Black ops yesterday and I umm... lost track of time, But I prestiged twice!
Girl 2: Whatever! *leaves Resturant*
Girl 1: Hey wait for me!
Guy: :( I guess I'ts back to black ops! :)
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Black history month is important, it means the world to some. If black history month was taken off the calender the way dome confederate monuments are gone forever now, it wouldn't be okay with people, it wouldn't be acceptable. Its one sided to remember one side of things, but to forget and erase all other sides that cause disagreement, division, or controversy because it pisses you off to think about them, and anything that pisses you off has to be considered racism by everybody else.
The country wouldn't be what it is without black history month or civil rights. Whether you like it or not, the country wouldn't be what it is without the civil war either, it was a chapter in the nations past, it will always be a chapter in the nations past, it happened for a reason.
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