Keep the Flour one hundred

When you need to be blunt and honest.

Hey man, can I talk to you?

Yea, but only if you keep the flour one hundred.

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take one out of the chamber

Jerking off before having sex so you don't cum too fast

Like before a date with someone new you take one out of the chamber before you leave.

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all eggs in one basket

The way of saying I depended to much on one thing to go the way it was planned and it blew the fuck up in my face - generally if the party saying this is female she is talking shit about a man.

Shelby depended on Joe to pay the rent then got evicted Her all eggs in one basket.

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Sitting out of one's socks

Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.

"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."

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It's like one of my japanese animes

The phrase you say, when you find something that references to the anime. In real life.
Or just Otacon from metal gear solid.

Person A gets confronted by the robot ninja.
Person A : What's with these guys?
Person A : ...It's like one of my japanese animes...

neverending quest to save one's girlfriend

What a suspected closeted homosexual is said to be on. A phrase coined on Comedy Central's "Drawn Together."

"Sorry, ladies, I think that guy's on a neverending quest to save his girlfriend."

Six of one half dozen of the other

Used to compare two things that are the same.

Half/Half
50/50

If I go left or right i'll turn up at the same place in the end. It's six of one half dozen of the other.

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