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Don’t go out for drinks and take a shit load of narcotics if you’re going to be a pussyio and not get up for work the next day, get up get at it and seize the day. No sick days just bangin headaches. More life
Marcus - “John keeps calling in sick after a heavy session, it’s happened a couple of times this month and he might lose his job if he keeps it going”
Zeus - “John shouldn’t have gone out with the lads for drinks if he wasn’t going to get up and go to work in the morning”
- Only the og’s can hoof that last stitcher at 8am & still make it in time for work @ 9am with a coffee, feg in one hand and a croissant in the other as if normal, get the job done n dusted & get back on the drink later that day.
- Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men
- Priorities come first
Star wars prequel fans laugh at the murder of children. Don't question it.
Master Skywalker there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
Ha ha younglings go Brrrrrrrrrrr
A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
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Some phrase made by a geek who probably had a moment of inspiration while masturbating toTux the Linux penguin mascot.
Geek: I've got an idea! I'll tell the n00bs to go away before I replace them with a simple shell script. That'll teach them. Damn this hand lotion rocks!
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good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.
Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee
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This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
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Gettin drunk, high and then fuckin some bimbo.
I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, smoked 3 bowls, and now I'm takin that dumb ass blonde home for a hot carl.
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