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The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY
Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster
MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century
Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them
A pig friend is that friend who eats all your food but ensures you food for your life. A friend that is there for you any time and helps you with all your shits. That one friend that lives you the most.
Friend1-"Sara is a pig friend but I love her"
Friend2-"Yeah she is but she loves us very very much"
a friend that is only talked to when you have nobody else to talk to
Jake: Are we close friends?
Jack: Nah, You’re my bored friend
What someone says when they see a person dressed badly or with a bad haircut. They don't have a mirror to see what they look like or a friend to tell them before they leave their house.
Ralph:OMG! Poor girl. No mirror no friends.
Chris:You're right, that outfit is at least 3 sizes too small
Codename for: doing the nasty
Kid: Mom, where are you going?
Mom: I’m going to help a friend.
it can be a good guy who call you when he find diamonds, or a moth&rf*ck&r who stole YOUR diamonds.
YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE YOU STOLE MY DIAMONDS!
they basically don’t exist becuase my social life is falling apart 🥰🖐
i don’t have a sentence “my friends” it’s 12 am