The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.
As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.
A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.
Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.
Cocaine and Heroin.
When taken simultaneously they're referred to as a speedball.
White and brown for when you're down!
When your child finds animal feces in a public sandbox.
" I took my babies to the park yesterday and the youngest brought me a Western Brown Snake!"
When you wake up to your sexual partner defecating in your mouth.
“I had a great night with john! It went so well I ended up feeding him a brown breakfast!”
The coolest dick slinging, war fighting, son of a bitch that you’ll ever meet.
Jack: I heard Frank is a real Brown Bandito.
Paul: Yeah, my girlfriend can’t keep her hands off of him, know what I’m saying? *Asian laugh*