An individual with a vagina that tends to show it off frequently, usually for money or for attention. Often seen on Instagram Live or OnlyFans. If the monkey (vagina) has hair, it is called a “hairy monkey”.
“I heard she’s a real monkey shaker from friends, a real hairy monkey too.”
“His mom is the biggest monkey shaker I know!”
clasping your hands together to make a ball then inserting said ball anally, vaginally, or orally
guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!
uh oh. stinky. poops. ahahahahhaha. poopies. funny. poopies. ah. alalalallalalalalalalal. funny. poops. poop. funny. ooh. E
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A gay Monkey that viciously violates his massa and the other monkeys on the farm Ikem also chucks poop at dogs and pees on cats
Keep your kids away from a Ikem monkey
This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue
“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”
The severe and upmost abusive insult that any individual can ever give or receive. It is the verbal form of an alabama hot pocket, so disgusting and severe that it should never truly be used outside of a joke reference.
Miguel: Hey retard
Nigel: You talking to me you Mother Monkey looking ass!?
Miguel: Dies