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When two men have an organs at the same time, but instead of cum, their asses open up, and a pie filled with fresh cum appears. Once they take it out, their asses close. They eat it for the rest of the night.
Harry: Umm... Larry... Why did a cum pie just come out of your ass? Why is it white filling?!
Larry: Idk but you also have one!
Blowing bubbles with cum
I heard Jake was cum bubbling last nigh
When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk
Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
That feeling of not being turned on by something you just ejaculated to.
I had such bad cum regret after jerking it to that animal gangbang.
Cheap hooker, anal cream pie +air pump = Dutch cum fart
I was walking through the red light district amd found the perfect woman for a
Dutch cum fart
Cum bun: When a man cums on the area between two toes, mainly between the second and third, that resembles a hamburger, or hotdog bun (depending on the length and width of your toes). The cum lays atop the crevice, like mustard on a hotdog bun.
I couldn't resist her chubby toes so I had to cum right down the middle of her cum bun.