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A high-pitched pulsating squeaker fart that encourages everyone in earshot to stand on their chairs and sing in unison: “they call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning”
-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the anus are also not genuine flipper farts
Ronnie let out a flipper fart; let me grab the life jackets, swimming suits and take selfies to impress our friends on Instagram.
why you looking the def of this shit???
woman 1 cum in my butt and i will titty fard fart
Flatulist, fartist or professional farter is an entertainer often associated with a specific type of humor, whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner.
When horse-racing officials used to use a burst of colored gas at the finish line to determine the winner of a race, as opposed to using a photograph. Not to be confused with finishing each other‘s farts, or Fart Finnish.
That race was a real squeaker. A real fart finish. You racist!
The official term used to describe League of Legends reddit user u/ryzefollower445
Jungler: "Dude you're such an omega fart."
ryzefollower445: "No I'm not I'm a human being fuck you."
A Fart Sniffer is another name for a Bathroom Exhaust Vent or Bathroom Exhaust Fan. You know, the fan in the ceiling of the bathroom that you turn on with the wall switch after stinking up the bathroom when you poop.
Dang Michael! You need to turn on the fart sniffer if you're going to blow up the bathroom when you poop!
Someone who wafts the farts around so that other people can smell it.
No one likes a fart wacker on the bus. They air out their farts for everyone to smell.
John is such a fart wacker. Let's beat him up!