I like Ice coffee

Girll your gay don’t deny it

BE WHO YOU ARE

🍎🍐🍊🍋🫐🍓🍇🍉🍏🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍 have some fruit cause you fruity

“I like Ice coffee”
So your gay
“Yea”
*KISSES AGRESSIVE*

Consta-Like

A person that owns a Facebook account and constantly clicks the “Like” button to all of their “friends” Facebook activity, instead of spending one once of brain power to write a full comment in response to their “friends” posts or check-in's. Generally they “like” their “friends” Facebook activity after it has becomes a day or two old or sometimes “like” Facebook activity after it is no longer important.

Example 1
Stan: “Dude I’m deleting off my Facebook.”
Alan: “What?! Why?!”
Stan: “Cause all you are is a consta-like and I’m sick of getting excited when I get a notification on my iPhone thinking its something important and it’s just you liking something stupid, like when I was tagged in Keith's check-in at the restaurant last night!”

Three Days Later....

Example 2
Keith: “Oh I just got a notification from Facebook on my iPhone. Damn it was just Alan clicking “like” to my check-in when I was at the restaurant the other night,what a consta-like!”
Alan: “Dude I’m standing right here…”
Keith: “Yeah I know…”

And I was like baby baby baby ohhh

To answer the other poster, that song is baby by justin bieber. It's the most infamous line that can cause malignant cancer to anybody who listens to it.

*walks in*
Dad: Hey son watcha doin, wait a minute isn't that Ba-
Bluetooth speaker: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH

Dad: Well fuck, now I have cancer.

2👍 1👎

You shit me like no other

Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.

My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”

1👍 2👎

Sound Like A Broken Record

(Adj.) Having something repeatedly being said to you, most of the time about the same thing. This can vary from being said by your teacher to your black grandma.

"Boy now I done now told you to clean yo room! You makin me sound like a broken record."

Sound Like a Broken Record

When someone has to repeat something to you repeatedly. Most likely being used by your black grandma.

"Boy now I don told you to clean your room 8 times, you makin' me sound like a broken record."

Do I look like him

Mama, I'm chasing a ghost
I don't know who he is
Mama, I'm chasing a ghost
I don't know where he is
Mama, I'm chasing a ghost
Do I look like him? (Like, what?)
Like him (like, what?)
Like him (like, what?)
Like him

M:Do I look like him
M:Like himmmm
F:Bro what

M:It's a Tyler the creator song bro