a big thing on a mans body or a small thing on urs
your penis is small
A woman pleaser that makes them squirt and then go back to the kitchen
“dude what did u do last night?”
“just penis hbu”
“DUDE WHAT TF”
“what? it was a good night
i’m your step dad “
Bananas that taste even better suck em and are even found going on men’s crotches
Ooh so u have a penis NOM NOM NOM
ooooh she sucks bananas
one word squidward testiculars
NOM NOM NOM that was delicious
A thing that gets hard when aroused.
Me: I'm tired of my penis getting hard!
A man’s genitals which can be laughed at if it’s small
Wow! Look at that small Penis!