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When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up
Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly
When you are invited for a hot threesome, but you and one of the other three participants do not know each other. If your's is a real tight ass, you need to see the third person before you show up to drink the kambucha. Maling it Just fun time. If your cool, you just make sure the third partner is the sex and/or sexual orientation you desire, and get a rain check for your similar invitation.
Jack agreed to show up to Jenna's place for double-blind fun time, but only after he made sure he was the only guy hitting the bees. Ya know, a male H'oney Bee.
Chidi-time runs at least 3 hours either side of GMT. It is neither past nor present but, both at the same time.
Your mum is on Chidi-time, she will be here at some point in the past, present or future.
Replaces the popular saying, "Rough Times".
You were backing out of the driveway and ran over your phone? Man, sandpaper times .
This is the time when Robert should STFU. The time can usually last an hour and is determined by Alessia
Robert: Blah Blah Blah
Alessia: Stfu Rob
Robert: Why
Alessia: Its national Robert STFU time.
you + Sister = sex
Sex = a good time
ME and sister say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh im cooooming!!!!!!!!!!!!
a good time is when you hear your parens claping
Something that is sometimes advertised on a bathroom wall by stating that you can have one if you call a certain phone number
For a good time, call ______.