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The green new deal

A way for big corporations to act like they are doing anything about climate change and stop actual policy changes.

Biden voter: The green new deal is going to stop climate change, finally corporations are actually caring about the future generations.
John: You're literally a conservative.

by Socdem6002 July 30, 2022

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I've come up with a new recipeh!

A new recipeh is when Ignis from final fantasy busts a nut and makes a recipeh out of dead animals that he just sencelessly murdered for no reason. He will most likely exclaim "That's it!" (busts a nut) "I've come up with a new recipeh!"
His companions have no idea of the busted nut, and just tells him "Love to try it"

Warning; Don't try it. It has most likely a handfull of busted nuts.

Thats it! I've come up with a new recipeh!

Great! Love to try it out!

(tastes)
Busted

by Make some time for a recipeh February 12, 2019


news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore

Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.

by mphahaha February 1, 2024


Real News

Something (usually a fact of some sort) that's incredible true.

An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.

Dude I have some real news for you

Yeah? Let's hear it

Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.

by foldibjojk July 11, 2021


teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016


New Castle Engagement

An engagement between a teen girl, sometimes a teen mom, graduating high school and her older boyfriend going into the military so they can both get all the benefits. Common in small towns like New Castle, PA.

Did you hear about Jenny? Her man popped a New Castle Engagement!
Good for her! Where is her fiancé stationed?

by Bsmithyman May 6, 2019


Taylor New

An unbelievably sexxy girl. She looks good enough to be a model and drives all the guys crazzzzyyy. She has bright blue eyes and an amazing body ;) She's also one of the most fun and craziest girls youll meet.

"Did you go to frightland land last night?"

"Yea i went with a Taylor New and it was amazing!"

by RiRi29 August 24, 2011