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When you go in chicken house full of black chickens and impregnate as many as you can before you get caught by the owner and he puts a screen door in your ass.
Tyson caught Morgan doing a wild chicken and Morgan is in the icu recovering
an order of nine chicken nuggets relayed to kitchen staff in a McDonalds resturant
Clerk: can i help you?
Customer: Yes, i'll have nine chicken nuggets please
Clerk: (towards kitchen staff) CHICKEN NINE!!!!!!!
When you engage in anal sex with a partner who has recently competed in a wing eating contest.
Hey Dave, if you had anal with one of those girls in the wing eating contest that’d be some Ass Dickin’ Chicken!
When someone named Scott enters your home and devours the KFC you bought with your last dime in front of your starving children.
"The chicken man cometh: is when a man from Iceland once ate sixteen cooked chickens in front of a starving family.
Band of idiots gathered from around the globe to wreak havoc on your Tyrant faction.
Who just killed our faction? Must have been Son of Chicken.
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
sticking my D in rotissarie chicken
When one's penis or genitalia is too small of sorts to compare to a spec on a chicken.
"He's got a chicken specle" Hahahaa