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The simulation of an entire season in an online league, either 2K or Madden, caused by Feline creatures laying on game controllers.
Damn man, my cat layed in my lap on the controller. We got a cat sim
Like a cock block but with wlw folks
Me and my gf were gonna fuck but then my phone rang and I got called in to work. My boss was being such a cat block
a cute lil kitty but inside is a big awesome lion
why the black footed cat lookin so friendly and jolly but really it is a big wild baby!!!
A cat registry or cat breed registry, also known as a cat fancier organisation, cattery federation, or cat breeders' association, is an organisation that registers domestic cats (usually purebred) of many breeds, for exhibition and for breeding lineage tracking purposes. A cat registry stores the pedigrees (genealogies) of cats, cattery names, and other details of cats; studbooks (lists of authorised studs of recognised breeds), breed descriptions, and the formal breed standards (a.k.a. standards of points or SoP); lists of judges qualified to judge at shows run by or affiliated with that registry; and sometimes other information. A cat registry is not the same as a breed club or breed society (these are specific-breed organisations that may be affiliated with one or more registries with whom they have lodged breed standards in order to be able to exhibit under the auspices of that registry). Cat registries each have their own rules and usually also organise or license (sanction) cat shows. The show procedures vary widely, and awards won in one registry are not normally recognised by another. Some registries only serve breeders, while others are oriented toward pet owners and provide individual as well as cattery memberships, while yet others are federations only deal with breed clubs or even other registries as intermediaries between the organisation and breeders.
Hans had intimate sex with his cat one day
That's a Hans' Cat Moment
A creature so vile they will defile hashbrowns by loading a mountain of ketchup on them. This is typical of the domesticated game playing Cat of USA.
He liked ketchup everything. Ketchup smeared on his hash browns, bananas and body. He was a Ketchup Cat.
The meat sweat from when you butt whistle with your butt lips
It was so hot outside, did the cat got your butt?