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Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.
If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*
Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”
The fun and polite way to call somebody or someone a dildo without them realizing it.
Hey Ud, I see a lot of stupid crap on here. I posted a legit funny definition but got rejected last time. Could you not be such a dilly-do this time? Thanks. ;)
Im just saying yes or no to ppls definition ignore this
Today Im just doing this to mark definitions so ignore this
Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?
Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub
Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
a poppa sex-do-er is someone who is interested in fucking to death a child of the same sex, they usually end up in jail for rape, and also eat their own shit(not very healthy) sex
damn that poppa sex-do-er is so hot, i kinda wish i was an 7 year old boy
When trying to show off on a motorbike doing a stoppie goes wrong and you go over the bars
I saw this group of girls and decided to do a Loris and broke my hand
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To take longer on a job then it should
Person1. Are those conveyors done yet
Person 2. No he’s doing a guy