Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass

Thier are manny examples of this however.

1. Im going to shove my Hand so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Nails for three weeks.

2.Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out leather for 2 months.

In other words a strong action can be used as joke but can be litteral. This allso has very strong effects on people.

Little Noob: Hey how do you move.
Lvl 56: Go away.
Little noob: Please please please PLZ PLZ PLZ Pweese i need you to tell me help plz plz plz plz......
Lvl 56 stfu spamer.
Little noob:jegnergnuergyfguofndf,gbmrotjgierhgreg!!!!!
Lvl 56: If you do not shut up im going to shove my foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Leather for 3 weeks.
Little noob: :(

As seen above.

noob,spam,ass,shove,foot,leather, Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass

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Once you go Greek, that's all you seek

When you date a Greek guy/girl and it ends, you still want them even though its over because you cannot resist their Greek charm or their big Greek dick (BGD)

Person 1: "Jennifer can't get over that Greek guy she was with"
Person 2: "Yeah I know, once you go Greek, that's all you seek"

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Hey, come here, go away from here! (Bo'na, Lech Mi'po!)

Sounds conflicting? Maybe. But in Hebrew it has the following meaning: Bo'na (which literally translates to "come here"), is a term used to call for somebody attention. So, if you want to tell somebody to leave you alone (to go away = "Lech mi'po") ... you would say (see Example)

"Hey, come here, go away from here!"

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she got big ol titties i said goo goo go gaga

Popular sentance in famous song "The race" but most enjoyable version of it is the sped of quandale dingle vetsion.

"she got big ol titties i said goo goo go gaga" Said Mlgsnipeer to mommy man

I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!

A quote spoken by Dave Chappelle acting as Rick James on Chappelles Show in the skit, "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories".

"I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!"

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D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

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i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

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