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Disgusting, repulsive, chicken dinner smothered in herbs so terrible and overpowering that you can taste them for days after consumption.
GM:"Here, eat some herbal chicken."
Me(out loud):"Oh, um, thank you..."
Me(to myself):"AWWWWWWWWW, SHIT!"
Sarah: dude why does the bathroom smell so bad?
Katie: Sorry I had to take a chicken dumpling.
When you lick the shaft clean like a chicken wing. Down to the bone
Damn, Sarah licked the me like some chicken wings on the bone.
Look at those web footed chickens eating the leftovers on the beaxh
When you go to a chicken house full of black chicken and see how many you can impregnate before the owner catches you and puts a screen door in your ass
Tyson caught Morgan performing a wild chicken and Morgan is now in the hospital
When you go in chicken house full of black chickens and impregnate as many as you can before you get caught by the owner and he puts a screen door in your ass.
Tyson caught Morgan doing a wild chicken and Morgan is in the icu recovering
an order of nine chicken nuggets relayed to kitchen staff in a McDonalds resturant
Clerk: can i help you?
Customer: Yes, i'll have nine chicken nuggets please
Clerk: (towards kitchen staff) CHICKEN NINE!!!!!!!