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A Cat

A cat, un gato, whatever you call it, is a cute, fluffy little bastard that one moment you're petting and snuggling with, the next you're being scratched out of your mind by. A species with absolutely no logic, unless you find one that won't scratch.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.

P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 19, 2022


A cat

a person who’s taking a long time, playing, procrastinating or just not really interested.

You catting off we were supposed to be gone a while a go.

You a cat I knew you didn’t want to do it.

by Backwoodgee August 10, 2022


Mountain cat

Just like a cougar but fatter

I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.

by TattooistByDay September 25, 2015


Trip Cat

Someone who likes hallucinogens. A trip cat is someone who enjoys tripping and has done it a few times.

“Are you a trip cat?” - asking someone if they do hallucinogens

by Vassourinha January 27, 2023


Cat Craft

A cool guy that’s normally out yonder from Texas… Probably a furry.

Yo that’s a cat craft!

by Wikipedia; Official Definitons February 17, 2023


Sam and Cat

An unnecessary spinoff of both ICarly and Victorious. The show is not awful but continuing victorious would have been better.

Person 1: Sam and Cat was so unnecessary!
Person 2: at least it’s better than planet sheen

by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious April 11, 2022


cats and boots

A gay and homo af game for little kids who has no friends to play with

he has no friends he must be playing Cats and boots

by eirikdovbrokhoa October 1, 2019