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When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.
Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”
A word to describe someone doing something unhelpful, or nothing at all. Usually slang used in Australia. Term is followed up by ‘around’
Similar phrases include ‘mess around’ and ‘do f*ck all’
“Yeah I did nothing but piss-fart around for an hour”
“What are you doing? Piss-farting around?”
When a chick darts on the toilet after a piss to dry her vagina.
Hey babe, no wipe I piss farted!
When your pissing and you still have more piss to piss, but then you fart and the pressure is released so you cant piss anymore
Damn bro, my massive piss was just ruined by a piss fart
Noun: a fart that was meant to be silent, but after release results in immediate mortification and humiliation by the party involved.
My wife and were quietly in bed when she released a dread fart and I couldn't stop laughing.
A FART SMELLER is often mistaken as a Smart Feller or a Smart Speller. The difference is that a Fart Smeller also smells farts.
That a-hole is such a Fart Smeller and always gets a 100 on the spelling exams!!!
Doing a fart whilst sitting on the toilet.
"I thought I needed to do a dump, but instead i just did a fart" "Man you've just done a royal fart!"