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Replaces the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" meaning you completed 2 tasks at the same time.
I think I'm going to smack both cheeks with one hand and use my city council paper for both my English and Politics class.
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A very powerful drama movie with some laughs starring Jack Nicholson. He plays a convict who faked insanity to go to mental hospital. There he finds Nurse Ratched who is an evil nurse
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is one of the best movies ever made. Won for the Best Picture Oscar award in 1975.
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v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
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1. Can lick its own nose.
2. Octegenarian gigolo.
1. Hey, look at that wheezing one eyed bulldog, it frightens me!
2. That old Seth is a right wheezing one eyed bulldog you know!
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When youa are having sex and you spit on her back, so she rolls over. Then you cum in her eye and then kick her in the shin so she will be chasing you like a one legged angry pirate
“Cum in me mac daddy,” She says.?Then he proceeds to use the one legged angry pirate
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To fuck the chick in the ass and for the cum to seep out of the bum hole into the vagina
Friend: I heard you slipping one past the goalie during anal sex
Guy: Yeah, Sheila is pregnant now.
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