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Mom-noia

(mahm.noyuh)
adj.
Maximum level of paranoia pertaining to the safety and well-being of one's child or children...

I could'nt enjoy my shower because my "Mom-noia" made me keep hearing the baby crying!

by GaiaNaturi117 April 5, 2016


IANS Mom

The woman with the biggest juciest ass in the world. When she walks, people see basketballs. It is almost as big as sammys.

Damn, that girl looks like Ians mom

by asdfhjkl1456sxcvbnm April 11, 2023


Mom and dad

Family member

Hey mom and dad

by Airforce1 February 11, 2022


Mingus' mom

The person Peter Laurents have sex with

Brombær: What are you doing?

Peter: Having sex with Mingus' mom

by elendige September 16, 2022


Mingus' mom

The person Peter Laurents has sex with

Brombær: What are you doing?

Bobby: Im having sex with Mingus' mom

by elendige September 16, 2022


gabes mom is hot

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shes just hot gabes mom is hot

by btwaero October 14, 2022


You're moms face

A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.

You're moms face: A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You: stop pushing me
Bully: you're useless and weak
You: well... well... uhhhh
Bully: don't have a comeback do you loser? Give me twenty dollars or else I'll beat you up.
You: no! I only have 25$ and I need to buy stuff at the store.
Bully: you're poor loser
You: uhhh... SO DOES YOUR MOM *while covering his ears for safety purposes of course*
Bully: * screaming, blood coming out of his ears*
You: *running away* haha loser
Bully: *dies*

by TrecherousTreche January 3, 2019