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new canaan is a place that when you live there you realize that...
In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.
Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.
Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.
You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.
Definition of the girls in one word is visco.
Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.
School is a lot harder than you think.
Lacrosse is overrated.
Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.
Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
person one: “where are you moving to?”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
Something that is new and it rocks
Wow that cake is a new banger!
The State of New York is a state in The United States of America, on the east coast not the west. North of Pennsylvania and south of Ontario, Canada.
Guy 1: Hey you wanna go to the state of New York?
Guy 2: Yeah sure
MOST SHAKING SONG YOULL HEAR AND ITS B-SIDE OF THE YEAR
My favorite song is new kidz on the block
420. The holiday where all smokers come together. Its just like New Years. So pass a joint and make some Smokers Resolutions
Hey what are your Smokers Resolutions?" "To not smoke!" "Thats not the way to go man! Not The Smokers New Year way!"
A saying expressing the boost of combollers(mechanics) from getting new controllers
You Know What they say New Controller Better Combollers
Josh new is a sweat at FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE HIS BIGGEST IDLE IS THE LEGEND ALI A HE LIKES TO RIP HIS MUMS CREDIT CARD TO PIECES WITH THE AMOUNT OF MONEY HE SPENDS ON VBUCKS
HE IS A OG AT THE GAME EVEN HAVING RARE SKINS LIKE
BRITE BOMBER
A DEFAULT SKIN
ROUGE AGENT
AND FINALY THE RASREST ONE
THE RUST LORD
AND HES ALSO GOT REGENADE RAIDER
Josh new is a proper sweat at life